I think he could do better.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
KIM KARDASHIAN can't do SHIZZ without FAKE EYELASHES!
Kim Kardashian refuses to address her public without fake lashes
Kim Kardashian was scheduled to meet fans at the Monte Carlo Television Festival, but kept them waiting for over two hours. Apparently her eyes weren't the proper level of fake. But, on a related note, the ass was fully padded and ready for ogle-ification thanks to her dedicated staff of Teamsters and upholstery experts. Star reports: "Kim was so upset when her stylist forgot fake eyelashes, she refused to leave her dressing room," a source tells Star. "Kim wouldn't come out until her stylist tracked down the exact lashes she wanted." I think I speak for all of us when I say, Kim Kardashian has eyes?
Kim Kardashian was scheduled to meet fans at the Monte Carlo Television Festival, but kept them waiting for over two hours. Apparently her eyes weren't the proper level of fake. But, on a related note, the ass was fully padded and ready for ogle-ification thanks to her dedicated staff of Teamsters and upholstery experts. Star reports: "Kim was so upset when her stylist forgot fake eyelashes, she refused to leave her dressing room," a source tells Star. "Kim wouldn't come out until her stylist tracked down the exact lashes she wanted." I think I speak for all of us when I say, Kim Kardashian has eyes?
KIM kardashian WANTS to be a BOND GIRL when she grows up! NOT a chance sweety!
Reality tv star Kim Kardashian wants to be a Bond girl and make out with Daniel Craig, the British actor who portrays super-spy James Bond.
"I want to be a Bond Girl and film a love scene with Daniel Craig after he's rescued me," Kardashian, 27, told Britain's The Sun. "I would be drowning, wearing a bikini with a gun in a sachet, and he would dive in and get me. That would be really sexy."
Someone should tell Kim that Bond Girls are usually classy, sophisticated and ethereally beautiful. With the exception of the Worst Bond Girl Ever (the potty-mouthed, déclassé Denise Richards), Bond Girls don't usually look like hookers or porn stars. Oh well. Dare to dream, Kim....Dare to dream.
Meanwhile, the always self-promoting Kim is thrilled that people discuss her enormous rump. "It makes me proud," she gushes. But she dismisses speculation that her gigantic arse is cosmetically enhanced. "People say it's fake or I use implants, but how can you possibly do that? I wouldn't have been able to sit down for months!"
Kardashian--who got famous for having a big ass and a sex tape--will make her big-screen debut in the aptly entitled comedy, Disaster Movie, in December. The spoof co-stars fellow D-listers Vanessa Minnillo and former Baywatch babe Carmen Electra.
Thanks to Kim's recent stint posing nude for Playboy and her E! reality tv show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, it looks like Kim's 15 minutes have just been extended.
"I want to be a Bond Girl and film a love scene with Daniel Craig after he's rescued me," Kardashian, 27, told Britain's The Sun. "I would be drowning, wearing a bikini with a gun in a sachet, and he would dive in and get me. That would be really sexy."
Someone should tell Kim that Bond Girls are usually classy, sophisticated and ethereally beautiful. With the exception of the Worst Bond Girl Ever (the potty-mouthed, déclassé Denise Richards), Bond Girls don't usually look like hookers or porn stars. Oh well. Dare to dream, Kim....Dare to dream.
Meanwhile, the always self-promoting Kim is thrilled that people discuss her enormous rump. "It makes me proud," she gushes. But she dismisses speculation that her gigantic arse is cosmetically enhanced. "People say it's fake or I use implants, but how can you possibly do that? I wouldn't have been able to sit down for months!"
Kardashian--who got famous for having a big ass and a sex tape--will make her big-screen debut in the aptly entitled comedy, Disaster Movie, in December. The spoof co-stars fellow D-listers Vanessa Minnillo and former Baywatch babe Carmen Electra.
Thanks to Kim's recent stint posing nude for Playboy and her E! reality tv show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, it looks like Kim's 15 minutes have just been extended.
Monday, June 23, 2008
Friday, June 13, 2008
Kardashians MEET Prince ALBERT!
Reality star Kim Kardashian got the chance to meet Prince Albert of Monaco at a party the royal hosted during the Monaco Film Festival.The fledgling festival never attracts A-list stars since it's so soon after the Cannes Film Festival, so the prince has to make do with C-list celebs like Kim, her sister and mom.
Kim, 27, who's known for having a big *ss and a sex tape, gushed about meeting the prince in a recent blog entry.
At the Palace with Prince Albert
By Kim Kardashian, June 12, 2008
This was the most spectacular experience ever! We went to the palace of Monaco to meet Prince Albert and I was so pleased to find that he is soooo nice!
He spoke of his mom Grace Kelly, who passed 25 years ago in a car crash in Monaco. He said that her foundation that supports emerging artists is still going strong and that they hold a big event every October in New York.
The prince also described the inside of the palace and even told us about his new pet dog! He seemed very shy but I also found him to be extremely down-to-earth.
KARDASHIANS in Monte CARLO!
Kris looks like a spokesmodel for Pepto Bismal! Kourtney as akways looks the best!
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Kim, KOURTNEY and Kris in MONOCO!!
As usual Kourtney looks the best and Kris, honey, your best days are behind you!
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Monday, June 9, 2008
The kardashians AUCTION themselves off!
From Perez Hilton:
If you have at least $8,100 to blow, you could win a chance to hang out and shop with Kim Kardashian and her sisters Kourtney and Khloe.
The gals are auctioning off themselves on eBay.
A portion of whatever is raised by the Kardashians will be donated to the Dream Foundation — the first and only national wish granting organization which enhances the quality of life for terminally ill adults battling catastrophic illness.
We applaud the Kardashians for attempting to do something charitable.
But, why not give ALL the proceeds to charity?
Kinda lame NOT to, don't you think?
Kim is such an eBay whore!!!!
The gals are auctioning off themselves on eBay.
A portion of whatever is raised by the Kardashians will be donated to the Dream Foundation — the first and only national wish granting organization which enhances the quality of life for terminally ill adults battling catastrophic illness.
We applaud the Kardashians for attempting to do something charitable.
But, why not give ALL the proceeds to charity?
Kinda lame NOT to, don't you think?
Kim is such an eBay whore!!!!
Rob KARDASHIAN and his cheetah girlie!
I hope she realizes Rob's gonna be BALD in about a year and a half!
QUEEN Kim K and REGGIE BUSH hit the club!
He's workin hard on that knee rehab, him and Leinart have some work ethic!
kim KARDASHIAN getting married to Reggie BUSH??
Don't be surprised if Kim Kardashian gets engaged to beau Reggie Bush."That's definitely where we are heading," the reality star told Usmagazine.com at a Celebrity Family Feud taping in L.A. Saturday when asked about marriage.
"That's something that we do talk about," she said. "I think that when you spend so much time with someone who is such a big part of your life, that's definitely the future."
Kardashian, 27, said her relationship with the 23-year-old New Orleans Saints running back is "really serious" and "the best." They have been dating since April 2007.
Step-dad Bruce Jenner is supportive of their potential union.
"That's her decision," he told Us. "I'm all for it. Kim is right at that age – She's 27, and it's probably time to get married."
"Reggie seems to be a very nice guy," he said. "They're doing very well and good for them."
RUN Reggie run or atleast upgrade to Kourtney!
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