A little taste of Kim's Playboy spread

Bruce Jenner is the new Michael Jackson!

AKA: Mr. Mom

Age: 58

Family Ties: Father to Brody, Kendall and Kylie, stepfather to the rest

What's His Deal? Olympic gold medalist, motivational speaker, sports commentator and commercial spokesman—that's the easy stuff. Now, he struggles for peace and quiet in the tempest created by Kris and his celebrity stepdaughters Kim, Khloe and Kourtney. What's a conservative Republican to do, when his wife loves to party and his stepdaughter wants to pose for Playboy?

He is SCARY to look at after all that damn plastic surgery! A little botox, ok. Teeth Whitening, good. But Bruce looks like the alien from Men in Black!

Kim's eyebrows SCARE the bejesus out of me!

And the sister is still so much hotter!

Kim's out and about and so is her sister!

For the record, I think the sister is better looking!